News: The Past Was So Much Cooler Than the Present

I came across this article on Cracked, and everything used to look so much better than it does now. They used to know how to make people look good no matter what they were doing.

Look at some of these pictures and tell me that they aren't awesome, I dare you. These guys are playing polo with cars or something.

This guy's mustache needs a fan page of its own.

I guess this sport is called auto polo. They're playing a dangerous sport and they're still wearing nice clothes. That's how it's done.